01 Jun '08 - 224 W - + 17 - 13 Authorities plead with the serial bathtime pooper

So it happened again a few days ago.  I should point out that this was the third bath in a row that Jack pooped in.  After that, Alex decided that he didn't want to bring any toys in the tub, because he didn't want to risk them getting dirty.  The second time that this happened, we weren't able to get the toys out in time, and they needed to be bleached, which was rather traumatic for him.  On the evening of the next bath, we noticed that Jack had not "done the deed' yet when it came time for the bath.  So, we were pretty worried.  Alex was worried too, and understandebly so.  He wanted Jack to go in his diaper before the bath, so he started yelling "poop!  poooooop! poop!" at him.  He then realized he should take a less veiled approach and started grunting and groaning, and pretending to poop, to make sure that Jack got the message.  But, thankfully, before the bath rolled around, he had pooped, and we had an experience that can only be summed up with some traditional wisdom found on the walls of bathroom stalls,

"Here I sit
Broken hearted
Came to sh*t
Only farted" 
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